Dancing is like sex

Ever heard this one? Some people make the funniest connections. Let’s compare the similarities: more often than not, it’s the man who’s leading. Knowing how to move your hips is essential. You work up a good sweat. Both are usually done with limited lighting. But as far as I’m concerned, that’s where it all comes to a halt. Dancing is like sex? Hell no!

You know what I think? I think the people who claim dancing is just like sex never really had sex in the first place. Either that or all this time they’ve been dancing really REALLY wrong.

~ by jwkuo87 on August 2, 2009.